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Exams Whatsapp Status / SMS
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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
“” Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition.””…
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“”Head, I go to sleep.””Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
“”Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya’n Ja Rahi Hyn”” ;->
hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!
1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge
AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!
I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Guess which song?
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guess!
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho…!?
Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,
Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,
Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,
Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale Aa Na Hai
2 Friends Exam k baad
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Matlab tu paper ke k aya hai.
2nd:
Nai yar sath wali larki pas Calculator dekha tha.
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain
Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm
Ab humain aisy papers chahienTotal marks50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1Tery mast mast_____ nain
(3,5,2)
2______badnaam hoi darling tery ley
muni,kaki,bachi3Maa ka laadla ______gaya
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty
(Kala,Laal,Peela)5Tum_____aye
Pass,ghar,yaadNew pattern Farwad to all teachers
Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?
A:””buss kal se parhai start karunga”:-D
“”Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall…
Dhoke-Baaz:-D
Why We Sometimes Write “”Etc”” In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-CapacityBut Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left6,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left1
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??
Here Are Some TIPS :
> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am…. :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe….:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am…. :OAnd
Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! 😉
So, You Are 1st In Class..!! 😛
Think Different !!
Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain
Boys try their best to pass the exams.
But most of the time their efforts ruined
Because of girls.
Girls work hard to spoil the boys
So they can not pass even this year.
What Is The Height Of Honesty?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
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her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
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koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
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Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
Newton’s 5th Law
(Exam Law):“”Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases
When The Number Of Girls
In The Exam Hall Increases.””
Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.
1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRAINTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.
Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
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Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Waah ! Waah !
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the Best!
It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!
Two Reasons To Give
Exam …1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You … =P =D
May ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake,
Very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous.
Alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck
A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
“”””WE””””
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)
Ocean level syllabus.
Mountain level teaching.
Bucket level we study.
Mug level we answer.
Marks comes in drops.
Father: Why did you get such a
low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the
day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
The most funniest situation in student’s life:
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When we have no idea what to write in
paper and supervisor comes and
say “wind up your papers”..:P:D
Name the place where human feels alone while having a crowed
Exams Hall
To b A “”Gud ProfesionaL”” aLways Start to study Late for “”Exams””
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage “”Time”” &
TackLe “”Emergencies””!
Think Different
What is the height of hope?
It is sitting in the examination hall,
holding d question paper in hand and telling yourself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!” 😉
After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???Guess……!
The shortest relation in life is between ‘Student and Books’.
They get committed couple of days before exams;
And after exams - they break up!
The shortest relationship in life is
between students and books…
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They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!
Students While Studying For Exams
-Books N Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin ‘Headings’
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
&Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P 😉
Lets Play A GAME..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready?
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START..
Kia Start?
Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.
Exams Horahe Hain…
Kal Blood Test Kerwaya
Result A+ Aya
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Sala Kamiyabi to
Rag Rag Me
Bhari Pari HaiMagar
Board Walay Pata Nahi Q
Fail Ker Dete Hen…;-)
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means…
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity
If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement…HAPPY EXams Days.
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)
I know you are well prepared
Your exams will be a piece of a cake
I really hope you do well
In all the papers that you take
Burn the midnight oil
Study hard and toil
Give exams your best try
So you can break free and fly
Good luck
The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”
;STUDENTS GHAZAL””
LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY,WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY,KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.
World’s Best Feeling..
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other
And Say:
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“Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar… !!
Ase waqt hasi bhi aati hai aur tension bhi, dono ek saath hota hai !!
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P
Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par,
Parchay Main Sb Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya 🙂
uff….
Ye Class felloz B na?
1st Aye hen s
A good teacher tells to study hard,
But:
A best teacher is who stands outside the examination hall n shouts out,
Oye checking waly aa gye,
Apni apni prchi chhupa lo.
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
In the Examination Hall..
Examiner :
Why you wrote the Formula in Your Hand.Student :
Because My Master told me that,
Formulas Must be on Finger Tips…;-)
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
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Alone
_/ \_ …..students rock teacher shoc
New Exam Song.
To Paper Paper Krti He.
To Paper Se Kio darti he.
Ak bar mujhe batla de too.
To chiting ku nahi krti he.
Kia hota he paper me.
Paper ka laga don dhair.
Me barish krdo pharron ki.
jo to ho jae meri…
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied“”Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..””
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.
Let’s Play A Game..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready.??
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START…
Kiya Start
Parh Le Pehly,
Exams Ho Rahy Hen..Her Waqt Khelny Ki Lagi Rehti Hai.. 🙂
Hahahha
If you believe in yourself
you do not have to fear any challenge.
I wish you all the success for your exam
Student’s Law Of Tension..
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Pressure Is Inversely Proportional
To The Number Of Days, Left For the Exams,
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Where ‘KAL SE PADHENGE’
Remains Constant..!!
Accept the challenges,
so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.Best of Luck for your Exams
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